unclefather:
other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*
other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*
me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*
(via angstpenis)
grinderman2:
*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria
(via cats-and-consent)